How Heidi is a Crazy Bitch for Those Who Don't Know
situation #1
i worked a split today and i just finished my lunch shift, and have 2 hours to kill before my next shift, so i sat outside with an issue of Echo chillin outside waiting for my food to come up. Heidi comes bustling outside (she always walks like she's in a rush... it's pretty ridiculous) and stops in her tracks and asks if i had checked the bathroom before i finished, i said no, only becuase i checked it at least 8 times before, and i know it's fine. it's not my fuckin fault our bathroom fuckin sucks. then she asks me if i check the urn outside at anytime during my shift, and again, i said no. why the hell would i? i don't fuckin smoke, and i absolutely hate touching clean cigarettes, let alone butts. god...what a fucking bitch.
situation #2
this is actually 30 minutes after situation #1 happened. dave pootz arrived for his shift 2 hours early, also waiting to get his paycheque. so we're just sitting there chillin, and i'm eating still. then Sebastian arrives, orders a beer, and sits down with us, also waiting for the paycheques to arrive. the two of them each light up a cigarette and whatnot and we're all just sitting there chatting. out of nowhere, Heidi runs up to Sabby, throws an ashtray on the table, points a finger in his face and pretty much yells "If i EVER see you throwing that shit on the patio, you will not be on the patio ever again!" we're all shocked, but Sabby, being all suave and shit, asks "What? Doing what?" then Heidi goes "Who the hell do you think sweeps that shit up?" (and makes it sound like she does) and storms away. after she leaves, i was like, "um... ok, no one cleans the ashes on the floor because it's either washed away by the rain, or the wind blows it away. but seriously, i think Sabby sat down for no more than 5 minutes and Heidi exploded in his face.
anyway, i think Heidi was extra moody today. hormones or something, i don't know. anyway...
justin's a dick.
that is all.
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